Post by Xypher on Oct 29, 2015 2:56:24 GMT -7
As you can probably tell from the Title, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG FUCKING JOKE!!!!!
But it isn't. THAT'S RIGHT! Everything I am about to say, is completely true.
What is it that I find so absolutely, gut twistedly hilarious I want to die? Good question little Timmy! It's none other than this.
You as a human being, regardless of your current religious progress can go online, spend roughly 30 bucks, and recieve a HAND WRITTEN CERTIFICATE OF RELIGIOUS MASTERY! THAT'S RIGHT! You can become an Ordained Minister, or a Master of Wiccan Practices from the exact same site. Not only that, BUT IT IS LEGALLY RECOGNIZED BY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT!
You know... I bear down on America a lot. I understand that I am literally the ONLY FUCKING CANADIAN HERE, but America as a whole kinda just makes fun of itself. This however, has to take the damn cake. If I spent the 30 bucks, I could take a plane down to america, and MArry any two people on the street, and it would be officially recognized so long as I followed the same paperwork process that any other person who generally spends decades of their lives trying to obtain the ability to marry someone.
Now to be fair, virginia and pennsylvania don't cater to this load of bollocks, but some parts of Canada do. Actually from what I can tell MANY countries around the world recognize this, but none so heavily as America.
In reality though, becoming ordained is FREE, you only need to pay for the Paperwork, which they provide to you for a fee. I find this hilarious, and I personally plan on abusing this maliciously as soon as I possibly can. Which is to say I am going to get ordained, and provide handfastings to people in hopes to start my business. This is fucking great XD
All in all, this is half joke, half advice. If anyone would like to start a business marrying people of Wiccan Faiths, they could easily do so. Again, it's free until you start dealing with the paperwork.
But it isn't. THAT'S RIGHT! Everything I am about to say, is completely true.
What is it that I find so absolutely, gut twistedly hilarious I want to die? Good question little Timmy! It's none other than this.
You as a human being, regardless of your current religious progress can go online, spend roughly 30 bucks, and recieve a HAND WRITTEN CERTIFICATE OF RELIGIOUS MASTERY! THAT'S RIGHT! You can become an Ordained Minister, or a Master of Wiccan Practices from the exact same site. Not only that, BUT IT IS LEGALLY RECOGNIZED BY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT!
You know... I bear down on America a lot. I understand that I am literally the ONLY FUCKING CANADIAN HERE, but America as a whole kinda just makes fun of itself. This however, has to take the damn cake. If I spent the 30 bucks, I could take a plane down to america, and MArry any two people on the street, and it would be officially recognized so long as I followed the same paperwork process that any other person who generally spends decades of their lives trying to obtain the ability to marry someone.
Now to be fair, virginia and pennsylvania don't cater to this load of bollocks, but some parts of Canada do. Actually from what I can tell MANY countries around the world recognize this, but none so heavily as America.
In reality though, becoming ordained is FREE, you only need to pay for the Paperwork, which they provide to you for a fee. I find this hilarious, and I personally plan on abusing this maliciously as soon as I possibly can. Which is to say I am going to get ordained, and provide handfastings to people in hopes to start my business. This is fucking great XD
All in all, this is half joke, half advice. If anyone would like to start a business marrying people of Wiccan Faiths, they could easily do so. Again, it's free until you start dealing with the paperwork.
time to get to work.